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متن های طنز و خنده دار جدید و باحال
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وقتى با یه نفر خوشحالى !
در نظر بگیر با دونفر دیگه چقد خوشحالی !!
سه نفر که دیگه که اووووفف !!!


اَلا سَلا چیست ؟
منم اگه لبامو به اندازه لب شتر پروتـز میکردم
بجای "الو سلام" اینو میگفتم !!


ﻃﺮﻑ ﻭﺻﯿﺖ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻪ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﺍﻋﻀﺎﺀ ﺑﺪﻧﻢ ﺭﻭ ﭘﺲ ﺍﺯ ﻣﺮﮔﻢ ﺍﻫﺪﺍ ﮐﻨﯿﺪ ﺟﺰ ﻣﻐﺰﻡ !
ﻣﯿﮕﻦ ﭼﺮﺍ ؟
ﻣﯿﮕﻪ : ﻋﮑﺴﺎﯼ ﺧﺎﻧﻮﺍﺩﮔﯽ ﺗﻮﺷﻪ !!


(بقیه در ادامه مطلب)

طرف ﻋﮑﺴﺸﻮ ﺭﻭ ﭘﺎﮐﺖ ﺳﯿﮕﺎﺭ ﺑﻨﺪﺍﺯﻥ ﻫﻤﻪ
ﺳﯿﮕﺎﺭﻭ ﺗﺮﮎ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻦ ﺍﻭﻧﻮﻗﺖ ﺗﻮ ﭘﺮﻭﻓﺎﯾﻠﺶ
ﻧﻮﺷﺘﻪ: ﺑﻪ ﻣﻦ ﻭﺍﺑﺴﺘﻪ ﻧﺸﻮ ﻣﻦ ﻣﻮﻧﺪﻧﯽ
ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻢ :| :| :|
یعنی اعتماد به نفسه تورو خر داشت الان سلطان جنگل بود.



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کنترل تلویزیون همیشه دست من باشه
والا بخدا ! شوخی که نیست بحث یه عمر زندگیه.




ﭘﻨﺞ ﻧﺼﯿﺤﺖ ﺑﺮﻭﺳﻠﯽ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺟﻠﻮﮔﯿﺮﯼ ﺍﺯ ﺧﺸﻢ :
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1. 字楼室
2. 建筑师事务
3. 所和“美国
4. 之音”及协会”无任何关联中
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5. 建筑师事务
یکی از یکی جالبتر



ﺍﺷﺘﺒﺎﻩ ﻧﮑﻦ …

ﻣﻦ ﺯﻣﺎﻥ ﺧﻮﺷﯿﺎﺕ ﺑﺎﻫﺎﺕ ﻧﺒﻮﺩﻡ

ﭼﻮﻥ ﺑﺎ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻮﺩﯼ ﺧﻮﺵ ﺑﻮﺩﯼ !



من به دنیا اومدم ولی دنیا به من نیومد!!!


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